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Best Facebook sorry status lines

Facebook jokes status lines from Status Desi? Looking for Status Updates That Will Make You Think? Searching for some status update inspiration? I won’t bore you with stories about where these came from; I’ll just give you a list of funny and sarcastic statuses. I have tried to include the authors for the lines I did not develop on my own. And hey, if you know the source of an unattributed quote, feel free to leave that info as a comment at the bottom. “Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?”

“War doesn’t determine who’s right-it determines who’s left.” – Social responses to status updates were captured by observing direct social feedback (i.e. likes and commenters) and (2) by informant reports on the interpersonal appraisal of participants’ status updates by their friends. In a German and a US sample, for direct social feedback neither extraversion nor social anxiety emerged as significant predictors.

“Similar to a snack temporarily reducing hunger until the next meal, social snacking may help tolerate the lack of ‘real’ social interaction for a certain amount of time,” the researchers wrote in a paper published last month in the journal Social Psychological and Personality Science. Now with over a billion users, Facebook has become the focus of an increasing number of studies trying to uncover the real-life social side effects that can accompany using the social media site. See additional info on sad status hindi.

One element of Facebook that we may not realize is how often we use the Like to affirm something about ourselves. In a study of more than 58,000 people who made their likes public through a Facebook app, researchers discovered that Likes could predict a number of identification traits that users had not disclosed: “Feeding people’s “likes” into an algorithm, information hidden in the lists of favorites predicted whether someone was white or African American with 95% accuracy, whether they were a gay male with 88% accuracy, and even identified participants as a Democrat or Republican with 85% accuracy. The ‘likes’ list predicted gender with 93% accuracy and age could be reliably determined 75% of the time.”

But this isn’t the first study to try to figure out why the hell people post the stuff they do. A June 2014 study found that people who overshare on Facebook just want to feel like they belong (clearly, unaware they’re driving others mad), and a September 2014 study found that people who are always posting good things about their relationships are probably pretty insecure about them so they feel this bizarre need to overcompensate on Facebook, of all places. What it comes down to is that we’re all a type when it comes to our Facebook statuses. Even if we can’t be totally pegged to just one category, we’re definitely bits and pieces of a few. That’s just what Facebook has done to us: Given us more labels. Find more info at http://status.desi/.